Today's letter is U and U is for Unbelievably Funny.Who is so funny?
Honest Toddler, that's who!
If toddlers could tweet, this is what it would look like.
If anyone wants some shoes I kicked mine off. Good condition, barely worn.
— Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) April 23, 2014
Take a moment to thank your parents for creating enemies that live under the same roof. #SiblingDay
— Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) April 10, 2014
We're going to Target for paper towels. See you in three hundred dollars.
— Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) March 27, 2014
I understand people who are vegetarian except for fish because I'm paleo except for bread.
— Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) March 24, 2014
Babysitter is here. Asking me all kinds of personal questions. "What's your favorite color." "What games do you like" GET AWAY FROM ME
— Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) March 21, 2014
I love following Honest Toddler on twitter, and you will too!
Very funny. I work at a daycare part time and kids say the darndest things. I especially love, "See you in $300". Priceless.
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