Showing posts with label baby. Show all posts
Showing posts with label baby. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 8, 2020

What I Wish I Had Known As A 1st Time Mom

My oldest child is now 17.  One year left before he's a legal adult.  As cliche as it sounds, it truly does feel like just yesterday I was feeding him in the middle of the night, then potty training,  and then signing him up for Kindergarten.

That first year as a mom was hard.  Bless my heart, I had no idea what I was doing.  No first time mom knows what she's doing!  Here's what I wish I had known when I first became a mom:

  • Babies need fed, changed, and loved. You don't have to do it on a schedule just because your friend does.  Feed, change, love. That's it.

  • You WILL sleep again, but it will be a few years.  

  • You will also eventually be able to walk and stand without pain but it's going to be awhile. Also. You'll bleed for every second of those 6 weeks postpartum.  Your friend who felt the need to tell you that she only bled for 3?  Uh...you're not going to be that lucky. 

  • You can shove ice inside baby diapers and wear it as a pad. This is both horrifying and wonderful. You're welcome.

  • Breastfeeding is great. Formula feeding is great. Do what works for you and your baby and tell everyone else to bug off.

  • The sacrifices that you're making for this baby right now?  The pain of those?  You won't regret them 17 years later.

  • Some poop stains will not come out. Throw away the outfit.

If you're a new mom: Hang in there!
If you're in the teen-trenches with me: *raises solidarity fist*

What I wish I'd known as a first time mom

Friday, January 17, 2014

Friday Funnies-Baby Clothes

This week's Friday Funnies feature silly shirts for babies!  

awkward moment
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Im acute kid Baby Bodysuit
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Funny Baby Onesie Picture - What's that smell.  Oh wait it's me ... #awkward
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Friday, November 29, 2013

Friday Funnies

Hope you all had a great Thanksgiving yesterday, and a Hanukkah as well if you celebrate.  :)

Here are today's funnies for you.  Enjoy!

printer comic, printer funny, printer smell fear


Oh this is true, I am horrible at parallel parking and my gosh, people watching me makes it worse!  Once, in New York, I was driving a rental car and parallel parking on a street that I'd never been on.  And my parking spot was right in front of an eatery with outdoor seating.  There were people 3 feet away from me, watching. And laughing.

Baby's first flight:
baby on airplane, baby airplane what have you gotten us into, baby plane, baby at airport

Have a great weekend--we are wrapping Christmas gifts, making decorations, and I've got a surprise gift for the kids on December 1st to celebrate the season. (They each get a new book. Shhh! Don't tell.)